Mission Statement

To align with the customer’s mission-critical requirements, leveraging core competencies to produce the next generation of client-centric, empowering, cost-saving applications with a high level of return on investment in the customer’s hyperlocal community, using a seamless and proactive, holistic  approach and synergistic integration.((While grammatically correct and definitely what I do, no, this is not my actual mission statement.  This statement is deliberately laced with buzzwords and the like as a satirical approach towards the ongoing trend of businesses writing mission statements which seem to say a lot, but, in reality, make no sense at all.))

Or, in English:
To create something wonderful.((This is my actual mission statement.))

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